Fresh Five: The Jumpoffs
During my *ahem* 2+ hour commute to work this morning (you fuggas gotta learn how to drive. It’s just rain damnit!!!), I had plenty of time to think of a post but I had a serious mental block until I got a phone call from my home slice asking me for some man-advice. She’s an attractive one if I may say so myself, got it going on, just seems to fall for the idiots. As she’s describing her situation, I stopped her half way through and had to break the news to her. Sorry homie but you are The Jumpoff. (for those unfamiliar with the term, please refer to urban dictionary for more info http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jumpoff
So I’d like to dedicate this post to….The Jumpoffs.
Fresh Five Ways to know that you are The Jumpoff….(i’m sure there are many more than 5).
