Look at this crap. This is a kid’s meal from O.u.t.b.a.c.k

I checked their website and there is no nutritional information listed. I was just curious to see what exactly that thing consists of. It comes on the same size plate as the “adult” meal.

Needless to say while on travel this week, I had the luxury of grabbing a value meal from Mc Don’s aka the g.olden a.rches and I noticed they put nutritional info on their boxes.

So as Fresh is indulging in french fries (because they are the best), I noticed the nutritional content.

The thing read 20g of FAT. I lost my appetite.

Wanna know how nutritious your favorite meal is?…Check it out…http://app.mcdonalds.com/bagamcmeal?process=menuitems

I’m no food conneisseur. I don’t watch the food network. G. G.arvin looks like a cross between G. L.evert and LL C.ool J.

I won’t say I’m completely boring because I’ll try new things but once I find a good meal at a restaurant, that’s pretty much it for me. It’ll be a repeat performance almost everytime I go there. Predictable huh?

Certain foods have an “acquired” taste right? So it may take me a while to accept it. Other foods, I’m just not fucking with. Remember when I told you dude at b.ugs b.unny?!?!? Yeah, not the kid.

So sales reps like to wine and dine muddafuggas to get a “deal” and some reps are real ummmm eclectic. So when they suggest a restaurant, I immediately raise a flag because I need to know if I’m hitting the drive thru before or afterwards.

Today, we go to lunch and the consensus decided on where we were going while I was working, so when we pull up at the spot, I’m like oh okay, guess we’re eating Chinese.

Question: What’s the first thing (or two or three) you should do when you walk in a brand new restaurant?

Here are things I do BEFORE I even park my ass in  seat.

1- Scour the spot. See if it’s clean. Sometimes I even hit the restroom just to see.

2-Look for someone eating and stare at their damn food like they just stole something from my mama. If they’re not eating their food, something is wrong. Seriously wrong.

3 – Ask to see a menu and see if I can decipher that shit. (Side note: I hate when I go into a restaurant like Chinese and the shit is written in Chinese and I try to pronounce the damn food sounding like an idiot – YES umm, can I have the Pad Kee Mao Sen Lek please…..what? the Pad Key Mow Sin Lick ….what? ….ah hell let me get a number 42.

So when I walk into the spot at lunch today, I do #1 and #2 and immediately want to get the fuck outta dodge. The place looked suspect. The bathroom was just that…a bathroom…singular….not a restroom. I didn’t even want to take a piss in that joint. And when I looked at people eating their food, everyone had a full plate. No one was really “digging” into their shit. So when I go to the table to sit down, I look at the rep like yo, dude, I can’t eat here. He picks up on my signal. He has a bad vibe too and we roll to Applebee’s.

Later in the day, I see one of the customers running in and out of the lab. I’m lookint at dude like WTF? Turns out he ate Chinese.

See Fresh intuition is worth not having an upset stomach and a date with the porcelain G.od.