You know Facebook makes me realize a couple of things:
(1) A lot of people have NOTHING better to do with themselves. Do you not get that feeling when you read some of their status updates?
(2) I don’t know about you but there are a couple of former lovers, f*ckbuddies, playmates, girlfriends, etc of mine on there and when l look at their page, I let out a big “whew”……and thank God that I’m not with them no more…….
(3) There’s no way people have 4,000 friends and they personally know each and every one of them. I REFUSE to believe that. Oh yeah, tell me who the hell friend #3,945 is and how you know them and when you met them? Waiting…..
Moving on…….
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Blimpie makes the best sandwiches but Potbelly is not that damn far away. Subway is no where near the competition. Jared can keep that stuff to himself. Remember when they used to cut the bread all funny? Give you one slice of turkey and piece of cheese. Supreme Wackness.
Back in the day, when I was ballin’ in high school, I would treat my lady friend to a Blimpie sandwich, Bon Ton chips and a Welch’s Grape. Couldn’t tell me nothing!!!!!! Or if she was special, she got the beef pattie with cheese and an Italian Ice and the soda of her choice. BAAAAAA-LLLLLINNNNN!!!!
Obviously I’m joking about ballin’ in high school but as I was rockin’ the part time job in Kings Plaza and making my $70 a week, you couldn’t touch me. Plus I made friends in other stores quick fast. “Yo son, I’ll trade you this Starter Hat for the Orange Julius drink and a hot dog”. The makings of a hustler.
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This is one of those days. Its Friday and its gloomy and raining. I don’t know about you but getting out of bed this morning was NOT a priority. So as a result, I’m random with it.
- Are they going to debate or not? I mean WTF?!? Its a yes or no answer. The Repubs use every strategy up their ass to attempt to confuse the general public. Enough with the “maybe”. We’ve spent the last 8 years with a “maybe”.
- This economic crisis is bad but the damn media is making it worse.
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