Say What?
For all of you who were afraid to come to the site before because you were getting some random malware error, you’re good now. I found the culprit and it’s been removed. Although if you were getting a malware error, you’re probably not reading this now.
Anyway Friday Randoms…….
If you put a “#” in front of your words, you probably use Twitter a bit too much. #fugginstupid.
I know I said I’d tweet more often but I can’t. Everytime I log on, there’s a certain person I’m following that is ALWAYS tweeting. For kicks and giggles, I counted it one day. Over an hour period, there were over 50 tweets. 50!?!?!?!?!
So I work in the IT field and do some consulting outside of my gig. One company had me come in a few weeks ago. Complained that stuff was running slow. I do a quick analysis. What I find? Facebook, Twitter, YouTube – top 3 applications used. Needless to say the owner was PISSED and is planning to shut down access. When I leave, I see the receptionist on Twitter. Me: “You might want to get that on your phone”…. Her: What?!?!?!**clueless look**
Speaking of which, why do I always seem to encounter the most ghetto-fied receptionists? Blue streaks in your hair? Really?
Listen, Tiger, if you read my blog (which you probably don’t but you should), let me say this before your press conference. You don’t have to say shit. You didn’t cheat the game of golf. You cheated on your wife so as far as I’m concerned the only person you need to apologize to is your family. All of this fanfare is stupid.
Yo, this lady on the tv just said if you watch porn on the internet and you constantly want sex then you have an addiction. Well hell, tell Tiger to send me the address cause I need to check in to rehab…..
And if I’m a golfer, I wouldn’t talk shit about him. Notice how other athletes kept their mouth shut. Can’t throw stones in a glass house. You know when this dude comes back to golf, he’s gonna be more feared than before. Watch.
Real talk though. Golf loves this attention. When Tiger comes back, it’ll be the biggest thing in golf whether people love him or hate him.
Ummm homie, if a shorty sends you a picture of her and she’s scantily clad and there are lockers in the background and remnants of dollars bills, butt cheeks and clear heels, chances are she’s well versed on the pole…..Just sayin….
You know what’s the worse? When one ear in your headphones stops working.
Dropped lil Freshalina at school the other day. We pull up. She gets out. I hear “Hi Freshalina…wait for me” and it isn’t a girl’s voice. I see the lil dude running up on her. Think I ain’t jump out the car……
Hey, Twitter is great! When I can’t get before the t.v. to watch CNN, I’ve got ubertwitter on the blackberry and tweetdeck on the iphone, addicted huh?! Lol. Love it. I’ve cut myself down to about ten tweets a day, so I’m good.
Leave your baby alone and let enjoy the attention. Haha. I’m seeing that scene from Bad Boys playing in my head. Intimidating her date with a gun. Lol.
LMAO…. uh oh so it begins! Looks like you’re gonna have to break out the glock on those young punks after your babgirl! LOL
Yeah this Tiger mess is just out of control…he doesn’t need ot say ANYTHING to anyone but his fam!
I wonder if that was the company that I work for that you came to check out.LMAO!
p.s. I got a new post after ten years
AND I cut my hair! yay! Ok like you care..bye!
“Think I ain’t jump out the car……” I HEAR THAT!!
Tiger’s dumb…all of his ho’s are dumb…the media is dumb for feeling entitled to an apology. #overit
#stophatin
Watch out for those little boys. Imagine how you were at that age.
Not multiply that by 10.
Catholic school looking good, huh?
Let me findout Lil Freshalina is steady macking. LOL
Aww sniggidy somehow this blog isn’t blocked at work. *happy dance*
lmao @ you jumping out the car! I definitely use #twitter too much. It’s addictive! i can’t with the Tiger situation. I’m just sick of it.
@Fresh… you’re gonna be the father from “Meet the Parents.” by the time the kid gets close to Freshalina, you already know everything about him… haha.