Always Funky Fresh – The Blog v2.0

As I was sitting here snowed in like most of the Mid-Atlantic, I, of course had nothing to do but think……

Well I actually have a few things to do. Don’t sleep. I’m not THAT bored but nevertheless, here are some random snow thoughts….

** There used to be bread on these shelves. But now? Not so much…….I mean all a brother was trying to do was get some buns for my Boca burgers!!!!

**The funniest thing about the grocery store? All of the unhealthy stuff was gone. All of the healthy stuff? Plenty. Shows where people priorities are.

**I watched a woman damn near take a store assistant’s head off because he told her he didn’t have any more white eggs. Mind you, there was a whole rack of organic and brown eggs right next to her.

**I’m glad the Super Bowl is over. Congrats Saints but I got tired of random people saying WHO DAT when they had no business.

**There’s a line thin between CABIN FEVER and STUPIDITY.

Cabin fever is “I’ve been trapped in my house for 3-4 days and I need to get out to get some fresh air”.

Stupidity is “I’ve been in my house for 2 hours and I want a bag of Utz Red Hot chips so let me drive my Mini-Cooper to the 7-Eleven even though there’s 22 inches of snow on the ground and the 23rd is falling”

See the difference?

** Speaking of cars, I know your CLK’s and 3-series BMW’s are hot whips….in the summer….but in the winter, during a blizzard, get “them cute shits” off the damn road and out of my way. I can’t tell you how many people I’ve seen over the last week in these cars struggling to turn corners, get up the street, get out of parking lots, etc. Even had one spin out in front of me and suddenly face on coming traffic…..

**Oh and the above person, was trying to drive and talk on her cell phone. I know your car has bluetooth. Use that shit, concentrate on the road. As a matter of fact, get that cute shit off the damn road…..Geesh…

**Ladies, as much as I’m a fan of high heels and boots, this is NOT the weather for it. Go get you some Uggs or some other snow boots. Get some fake Uggs from Payless. Like Fuggs or something. I don’t care. Anything to save you from busting your ass. And if you’re going on a booty call, carry your heels in a plastic bag or that big ass purse you own…..PSA Over.

**This snow stuff put a dent in my workout schedule. Mind you the shoveling is a workout in itself and I do some pushups and dabbled in the on-demand stuff (I said that so BK doesn’t yell at me) but I need the gym. I need people. I need that shorty with the BANGIN’ body to be on the treadmill in front of me….Inspiration I tell ya…..