Always Funky Fresh – The Blog v2.0

You weren’t surprised of Tiger’s “transgressions” were you?

No. Seriously.  Were you?

He’s a high profile professional athlete who’s made over a billion dollars so far. He’s recognized every where he goes and he’s a man.

So let me ask you again. You weren’t surprised were you?

I mean Bill Clinton got head in the O.v.a.l O.f.f.i.c.e. You weren’t surprised were you?

I was sitting at lunch yesterday watching Headline News and this lady comes on and basically rips Tiger a new one. She’s emotional, she’s disappointed “what am I going to tell my kids?” she said.  I looked at my boy. He looked back at me and then we changed the topic.

Let’s be real on a couple of fronts.

He’s not the first high profile athlete to get busted cheating AND he most definitely won’t be the last. (you know damn well as soon as this story was released, a bunch of dudes made that same call to their jumpoffs, erased messages, etc)

He’s had way more than 2 jumpoffs. Way more.

The status and the temptation is crazy.  It doesn’t matter the sport. Popular + Paid = Infinite Amounts of P***Y.

That’s the equation.

For some, the pursuit of an athlete is honest. For others, it’s a game. A well paid game. (I told you before there are websites for groupies to get info on the athletes right?)

But hell, let’s bring it down a notch or two. Forget athletes and entertainers.

Ladies, there’s another woman out there right now that wants your man. Yes your man. Doesn’t matter what he does for a living. Real talk. (and she knows you exist).

Fellas, we know there’s another man out there that wants your woman. (just in case you’re oblivious but men don’t care about you).

Here’s where Tiger f*cked up.

He “cheated down”.  Waitress, hostess. Can’t do that shit when you rocking a billy. Why? They have absolutely nothing to lose. They get 15 minutes of fame, make a few thousands and then poof….they’re irrelevant again. He’s got more to lose. Money, status and marriage. Ain’t worth it. Instead he should’ve gone to like Anna Kournikova or something. Right up his alley.

If you driving an Escalade (no pun intended), are you going to look at the Kia that pulls up beside you and be like “damn, that’s a hot car” or will you look at the Bentley and say “that’s my next joint?”

Here’s where he’s going to f*ck up.

The Kobe Effect. Name your price. Get her whatever she wants. Drop crazy loot on a makeup item. No. No. No. You can’t buy “love” back.  And you’re messing up the economy of relationships. Well Kobe messed it up because he raised the stakes. Tiger gotta go higher and the next guy that messes up will be broke. If everyone is getting paid minimum wage and you decide to up the ante to $20 per, now everyone will think they’re worth $20 per. Economies need to scale.

I’m saying.

Don’t be surprised.

And oh, one more thing: Please don’t forget: It takes two to tango. These chicks knew EXACTLY what they were getting themselves into so place some blame on them too.

**This officially ends my Tiger Woods rant**