Always Funky Fresh – The Blog v2.0

Just got back from the gym.

There’s a shorty in there that I usually see whenever I work out at night. I’m telling you man, she looks JUST like this porn star but I know it’s not her. But damn…..the resemblance is crazy.  Maybe they are sisters? How do you ask someone that? “Excuse me, does your sister take nuts for a living?!” Just curious…..

There was another girl in the gym who talked on her cell phone from the minute she walked in until I left. We came in together. 1 hour 15 minutes later, she still yapping. She was moving mega-slow on the treadmill. Walking like she was walking with a little baby who’s learning how to walk. I’m saying……was the call that serious? She was better off skipping the workout.

A friend of mine refuses to join the new gym I go to. She says it’s too far to drive for a workout. Funny shit is, she drives past it every weekday to go to one particular Starbucks because the service is better. I guess she likes her stomach and coffee the same size. Mucho grande (or whatever the hell it is. I’m not a coffee drinker)…..

While I don’t doubt that Taylor Swift has talent, there’s no doubt in mind that her some of her rise to celebrity has to be because of that Kanye West incident. I’m not saying ‘Ye is the major factor because ole girl has skills but his little bitchass incident added to her meteoric rise.

If that Sarah Palin picture that was sexist on Newsweek was on the front cover of the magazine she took the photo for (Runner’s World or something), would she still have considered it sexist? Was it the photo or the use of the photo? Someone please explain.

“Have a baby by me baby, be a millionaire” <—————- thank you Fiddy for giving groupie’s an anthem.