Randomness
You know Facebook makes me realize a couple of things:
(1) A lot of people have NOTHING better to do with themselves. Do you not get that feeling when you read some of their status updates?
(2) I don’t know about you but there are a couple of former lovers, f*ckbuddies, playmates, girlfriends, etc of mine on there and when l look at their page, I let out a big “whew”……and thank God that I’m not with them no more…….
(3) There’s no way people have 4,000 friends and they personally know each and every one of them. I REFUSE to believe that. Oh yeah, tell me who the hell friend #3,945 is and how you know them and when you met them? Waiting…..
Moving on…….
(4) 14 year olds with big ass potbelly’s hanging out of their shirts and over their pants. There’s something wrong with that right? Isn’t P.E a requirement anymore?
(5) Why does LisaRaye always wear white?
(6) To the Mexicans that work at the car wash on Central Ave in Capitol Heights Maryland by the NTB and McDonalds that stole my ipod? Middle Finger U. Yeah I said it.
(7) So Fresh has been veg for the past 30 days. The other day someone tried to slip me some tofu. Tofu son? Tofu? Sounds and tastes like toe-food and y’all know how I feel about feet. Negative.
(8) Speaking of feet, listen, I know you wanna rock those boots you copped from the Women’s sale at Nordstroms or DSW but uhh, it’s not time yet. Go get you some ankle booties. They come “Fresh Recommended” (hey, I think that’s a blog post idea since some people *ahem* say I need to post more often)
(9) Overheard on the Metro earlier today “Damn little n.igga, you always asking for something”. I turn around. It’s a teenager boy and girl talking to their baby – no more than 2 years ago. C’mon people. Can we at least try to do better?
(10) When will people learn that “tweeting” can get your ass in trouble?
I got my ipod stolen too..right off my desk at work..FUCKERS!!!!
aye i thought I was the only onet hat noticed LisaRaye wore white all the time… LMAO
Lil’ N-word wow, that should be child abuse. Children having children and not having a role model. Sad.
Lmao, I recently saw a picture of LisaRaye in silver, I almost choked on my chicken salad. I guess that’s a positive step towards recovery?
Say word. Damn them bastids.
#6 – Oooww Fresh! I should have warned you about that spot bruh! They jacked hubby for his cell and GPS about 6 months ago.
@A.F.Fresh
IMO, tofu is what you make it. I can tofu you and you wouldn’t even know you got tofu’ed dunny….
The you’se a real **you know what** issue, in my book they both qualify you for a rahtid chop
(5) Why does LisaRaye always wear white?
Yes, this questions has stayed in my head for years. Does she secretly want to be a nurse? WHAT GIVES?
30 days of veggies? Go YOU! I know the minute you snap out you are going to eat a pound of wings and two burgers back to back…LOL
@A.F.Fresh
You don’t understand his plight, Fresh. I blame BET.
Oh sniggedy snap. Roycee?!?!?!?!?!?!
Let me shut down my browser and log back in to make sure this is real….Roycee?!?! What up!!!!!!
@BK – Tofu is nasty. Nuff Said.
@SLB – Youse a real n!gga. What’s worse? Using the term or saying “Youse”….
A man by the name of Mohammed Zameel tried to befriend me yesterday evening. If I hadn’t realized the other day that I actually DO know about 99% (i.e. interacted in some, shape, or form) of the ppl on my list, I would’ve packed up my donkey right then and there and LEFT.
The other day, a young dude said to a SEPTA driver (I was on my way to Friday’s, so I guess I deserved to overhear this ju-el [best Wu Tang accent]): “Youse a real n!gga! They don’t make n!ggas like you any more!”
And maybe it was me, but since when was being called a n!gga a compliment?! Luckily, the ppl around me were giving him the same side eye…
Was you tryna hide from me or something
I went to the old spot only to learn there is a new spot..FOUND YOU!!! LOL!! I’m tryna get back in the loop…been gone for like forever.
@ #9…how about I was in the airport and these two obviously lesbian (of the Butch persuasion) were walking with a 1-2 year old. The baby breaks away and starts running…and as loud as he/she could scream Henrietta yells “COME ‘ERE LIL NI$$A” while the other one just laughed. I.WAS.MORTIFIED!!
Did ya miss me??? LOL!!
PE is not a requirement anymore.. its A day and B day and well they can get a damn note saying they have “issues” and not have to participate.. SUCKS!!!
WOW.. I’m mad @ #6..
@7.. word.. good look.. but you KNOW Tofu is bomb..:) try it curry